Wild Dog #1 (1987)

Wild Dog #1 (September, 1987)
"Who is Wild Dog?  Chapter One: We Interrupt This Program..."
Writer - Max Collins
Penciller - Terry Beatty
Inker - Dick Giordano
Letterer - John Workman
Colorist - Michele Wolfman
Editor - Mike Gold
Cover Price: $0.75

Who says the costume doesn't make the hero?  Does anyone actually say that?  Just sounded like a good way to start this one.  Wild Dog was a character that I became interested in solely due to his interesting laughing-red-dog jersey.  My first encounter with the character was in an issue of Action Comics Weekly that I somehow found myself in possession of in a time well before collecting that series was of any interest to me.  None of the other characters or stories really interested me, though... Wild Dog... that shirt, that mask... as an impressionable preteen, I was interested in this guy.

That interest like many before it and since, was fleeting  I likely forgot about Wild Dog as soon as I put the issue down, and it wouldn't be until many years later that I would bump back into the character in the quarter-bin of some local bookstore.  Could Wild Dog live up to my childhood expectations?  Well, let's go back to where his story began and find out...

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We open with a news report hailing from the Quad Cities of Iowa.  Broadcast Journalist Susan King is there to report on the opening of the River City Community Center.  It is a fluff piece which King makes clear once the cameras are off.  She laments the fact that she will never become a news anchor (wresting the position from "that no-talent slut Coleen" no less) doing stories like that.

Once the cameras are back on, King conducts an interview with Mr. Newell of the Committee for Social Change.  During the exchange, Newell detonates a bomb inside the Community Center.  During the fracas, he takes Ms. King and her cameraman hostage and promises an informal press conference.  He takes her to a nearby theater where, with several gun-toting masked men in tow he is revealed to be a "home-grown terrorist".

At the theater Newell and King restart their interview.  Newell states that society has deteriorated and it is time for a new beginning.  Four men are shown to be watching of listening to this interview, Police Lieutenant Andy Flint, Reporter Lou Godder, Mechanic Jack Wheeler, and Graham Gault.  While the police discuss how to handle the ongoing hostage situation we observe somebody about to don the Wild Dog mask.

The next scene begins with Wild Dog crashing the scene in his red pick-up truck (license plate: ROVER).  He drives straight into the theater and begins blowing away the terrorists.  Wild Dog does not give a damn.  The officers ponder if they just witnessed another terrorist enter the fray while the 'Dog continues blasting away at the terrorists.  He does not mess around.

Wild Dog launches a wired arrow into the stage where Newell is holding his hostages and zip-lines down from the rafters... blasting all the way.  Newell holds his pistol to Ms. King's head... to which, Wild Dog simply kicks the gun out of his hand.  Wild Dog still gives nary a damn.

He rescues the hostages and exits the theater where he finds several guns have been drawn on him.  He holds his gun to Ms. King's head takes her hostage himself.  He loads her into his truck and drives her to the outskirts of town, where he lets her out unharmed.  During this scene an officer inadvertently gives our man his name when he orders his men to "shoot him down like a Wild Dog in the street!".

Once released, Susan King sees Wild Dog as her ticket to broadcast stardom.  He is the story that will make her career.

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I've seen Wild Dog derided as a Punisher clone, and often only mentioned in passing as a punchline.  This comic taken on its own, was pretty fun.  Wild Dog is perhaps a bit too cool under fire, and his arsenal may have been a tad convenient for this mission, but it was mindless street-level action fun.

Wild Dog's identity is kept secret to even the reader at this point.  We are to believe that one of the four men featured prior to Wild Dog's appearance is the one under the mask.  I like that they did this.  We have all the same information that Susan King has when all is said and done.

The writing is well done, and the non-evil, non-Wild Dog characters all come across as natural.  We are given a bit of insight as to Ms. King's personality and professional struggles.  I would imagine we can expect her to become something of an ally/thorn in the side for Wild Dog in issues to come.  The art, while certainly serviceable comes across as somewhat stiff during the action scenes.  Wild Dog's movements are not smooth, and he sometimes appears as though he were a posed action figure.

This title, along with Vigilante give the reader a pretty decent idea of how DC would do the Punisher.  Worth checking out for the novelty of seeing a very non-DC character in the DC Universe.  This book is not available digitally, and though I could have sworn they announced a collected edition of this mini-series, I cannot seem to locate it online.  This one may be a single-issues only situation, though it definitely won't break the bank... you'll likely find the entire 4-issue mini in the cheap-o bins.

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ElfQuest: 25th Anniversary Special (2003)

ElfQuest: 25th Anniversary Special (September, 2003)
"Fire and Flight"
by Wendy & Richard Pini
Cover Price: $2.95

I suppose I should get it out of the way straight off... Yes, I'm using the technicality that DC Comics once held the publishing rights to this title as justification to be able to discuss a bit of ElfQuest on this here blog.  The DC Bullet is on the cover, so I suppose it's fair game.

ElfQuest will always hold a very special place in my heart, as it was to thank and/or to blame for this quarter-century terminal fixation I have had with comic books.  My first time ever walking into a "comic book store" was to find anything I could with ElfQuest in the title.  This book served as something of a "gateway drug", that introduced me to the X-Men... who kept me coming back to the shop (at least) weekly ever since.

It was the late eighties, and I was around 8 years old.  I was new to town, and never did have an easy time making friends.  A friend I did manage to make rather quickly, however, was named Brett.  We would hang out at each others houses, play video games, ride bikes... ya know, all that stuff.  One thing we also found is that we shared a love of writing.  We wrote some very light fantasy "novels", which were basically bits and pieces of the Legend of Zelda, Dragon Warrior, and Final Fantasy with us and our friends acting as the heroes.  Our stories were heavily illustrated, and likely featured no more than a few hundred words, all told.

Brett was also heavily into tabletop/pen-and-paper role-playing games.  Try as I might, I was never able to get into them.  I never seemed to be able to sit still long enough to get truly involved.  It did look fun, however.  I did help his campaigns out by illustrating the characters he had created on his photocopied character sheets.  One day, he showed me a character sheet he'd illustrated himself, and I was taken aback by how awesome the character looked.  He told me he traced the outline of the character from a book he'd grabbed at the public library.  This was the first time I would ever see ElfQuest, as he traced his character out of the ElfQuest Gatherum (volume two).

from The ElfQuest Gatherum, Volume Two

Our next several dozen characters would be variations of the same 8-10 body types featured in the book... that poor thing was absolutely falling apart by the time we were done with it.  One day, when we must have been incredibly bored, we decided to actually read the rest of the Gatherum.  So blown away by the art and what must have been an epic story, we were on our way to being completely obsessed with the property.

The local public library at the time did not feature a very large comics/graphic novel section.  I have not been in a library for well over a decade, so I cannot with any authority say that it's gotten much better... though, I have a feeling it has.  Back then, you would be lucky to find at most a half-shelf of comics... this includes Peanuts and Garfield collections, by the way.  Our library had a copy of the Complete ElfQuest volume 2 "The Forbidden Grove", the aforementioned Gatherum, and the Complete ElfQuest volume 4 "Quest's End".  Well, we each grabbed one, and we were off.

In the back of the "Complete" books, it showed the various covers of the issues contained within... including the Marvel/Epic versions.  We now knew these were originally comic books... These were older, so we were unlikely to come across them at the 7-11 or pharmacy... so, we had to find a place that specialized in comic books.

We managed to find one such store in the next town over.  With our little fists packed full of unspent lunch money and a gleam in our eye, we headed out.  This comic store was the size of a... larger utility closet.  It was cramped, and had the tiniest back-issue area.  When asked, he told us he doubted he had any ElfQuest books, but pointed us in the direction where they would be.  Much to our (and his) surprise, he did have a few on hand.  Unfortunately, his whole selection were from the two books we'd just gotten from the library.  They were $2.00 each, and we each picked one.  I still remember, the issue I grabbed was ElfQuest #10 from the Marvel/Epic run, the very same copy I still have today.

My ElfQuest #1's
WaRP Graphics / Marvel-Epic / DC Comics

We would revisit that shop a few times a week from that point on, even getting other friends of ours into the series.  Eventually, Brett got the line of "Complete" trades for Christmas, and gave me his single-issues.  I kept collecting the singles, and would grab a trade on special occasions/holidays.  I still have ElfQuest on my pull-list to this very day, in the form of "The Final Quest" currently being published by Dark Horse Comics.  It's amazing to consider that though I have strayed a time or two from this series, it is still there for me to come back to almost thirty years later.


I'm glad I had this excuse to discuss a seminal event in my young life that led me down the primrose path of comic book fandom.  If you are still reading, I thank you.  Now, on to the "review":

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After a brief retelling of how the elves came to inhabit the World of Two Moons, Wolfrider Chief, Cutter and his companion Skywise look on as one of their tribesmen, Redlance the tree-shaper is about to be sacrificed to the God Gotara by a group of humans.

Coloring Differences:
Left-Father Tree Press (1988) Center-Marvel/Epic (1985) Right-DC Comics (2003)

The Wolfriders spring into action before the sacrifice can be made.  Killing the human (Tabak) who is about to stab Redlance, they are able to stop the proceedings.  They flee back to their Holt, and advise Redlance's lifemate, Nightfall that they made it in time.

Meanwhile, the human tribe mourns their fallen Tabak, and plan their revenge.  They will burn the elves out of the forest.

While Cutter and Skywise stargaze and reflect on the days events, Cutter's wolf Nightrunner approaches with information... Humans are coming, and with them they bring fire.  Cutter "sends" this information among the Wolfriders, and they prepare to defend their home.

Cutter and the human chief have a contentious exchange.  Cutter warns that if the woods burn, both tribes will die.  Maddened by grief and fueled by revenge, the human chief does not care.  He proceeds to begin burning the woods, the Wolfrider's Holt with it.


The elves collect themselves, and at Cutter's direction head toward the Caverns of the Trolls.  Once there, we meet the cantankerous Picknose, who initially refuses to aid the elves.  With a little persuasion in the form of a dozen wolves simultaneously growling, he gives in... he will take them to speak with troll King Greymung.


The Wolfriders are there to call in a favor from the trolls for all the times the elves have shared meat and conducted trade with them.  Ultimately Greymung agrees to help, telling the Wolfriders that the over end of the tunnel opens to "green and peaceful" woods.  This is also the scene wherein Skywise procures his trademark Lodestone shard, which until now was a part of a larger stone Greymung had been using as a footrest.

The trolls guide Cutter and the Wolfriders to the other end of the tunnel, only to find that the tunnel opens to a vast desert wasteland.  They have been tricked.  Picknose causes a rockslide, blocking the elves from returning.  Cutter and his tribe look toward the desert, and wonder what lies ahead.

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Okay, what is there to say?  It's ElfQuest #1.  It's amazing.

This may be the single issue of a comic book series that I have re-read more than any other.  Initially because it was the only series I collected, admittedly, however it is one that I do not tire of.  This issue is so masterfully crafted, we not only meet these character... we already begin to feel for them as well.  So much occurs in the span of this issue.  We are introduced to a cast of characters and a status quo only to have the rug pulled out from under us.  We are left just as disoriented and fearful of what's to come as the Wolfriders themselves.

Not to gush (too much), but the writing is fantastic.  From the elves we meet, they each have a distinct voice.  Cutter in particular, has several "inflections" he uses.  We observe him talking to humans, his tribe, his best-friend, and the trolls.  He speaks differently to each, as though he allows certain aspects of his personality arise based upon who he is with... that is a very, apologies here... human, character trait, and it is put to use beautifully here.

The art?  Now, really... what can I say about Wendy Pini's art?  Other than, even over a quarter-century later she is still in my Top Five artists of all time?  This is a vast cast of characters.  They all have their own distinct facial features and even body language, this book is always an absolute treat to behold.

WaRP Graphics (1978)

Epic/Marvel Comics (1985)

Father Tree Press (1988)

DC Comics (2003)

This new DC Comics edition brings with it new coloring and new lettering.  The quality absolutely shows.  The new coloring is stunning, and the lettering is much cleaner.  I would assume this recoloring would be featured in the (long out of print, and quite pricey) DC Archives Editions.

This book wraps up with some text pieces including an interview with the Pini's about bringing their property to DC Comics for distribution.  They also discuss how DC (and Marvel) initially turned down publishing ElfQuest once upon a time.

This is most definitely recommended (shocking, I know).  The entire ElfQuest library (minus the current "Final Quest") is available digitally... for free at elfquest.com.  If digital ain't your thing (it ain't my thing) there are a number of print options available, all at very fair/reasonable prices.

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Bat Lash #1 (2008)

Bat Lash #1 (February, 2008)
"Guns and Roses, Chapter 1: Splendor in the Sage"
Writers - Peter Brandvold & Sergio Aragones
Artist - John Severin
Letterer - Pat Brosseau
Colorist - Steve Buccellato
Editors - Rachel Gluckstern & Michael Wright
Cover Price: $2.99

During the late 2000's, I had kind of given up on my hopes of ever being a professional writer of any sort.  I was rapidly approaching my thirtieth birthday, and it just felt as though if it were going to happen... it already would have.  I have very little confidence in my writing ability and doubt very highly that anything I'd ever write would have any appeal to anyone other than myself.  At the time I was managing a branch of the company I worked for, and decided to curb my creative pursuits and go "all in" on my profession.

A good friend of mine noticed that I had stopped maintaining the blog I had been writing on for a few years prior, and reached out.  I was fairly unresponsive, too creatively depressed to even entertain doing any more writing.  It was late in the year 2007 when he told me to gear up for the upcoming Nanowrimo event.  I figured I didn't have anything to lose, and said I'd give it a shot.

In the lead-up to November, I decided to stretch my writing muscles by writing comic book reviews.  I didn't want to pursue anything wholly creative, as I was saving that for my attempt at the Great American Novel... I figured reviews would be a fun writing exercise.

During that time, I reached out to a few of the comic book news sites about submitting reviews to them.  To my surprise, most of those I contacted were actually interested in my writing for them.  I wrote reviews for a handful of sites for the next several months, and for the first time in as long as I remember I was enjoying writing again.  It all unfortunately came to an end when the company I worked for closed its doors and... for all intents and purposes, I kind of fell off the face of the Earth.

Why am I writing this?  Well, I recently came across my ancient 256mb thumb-drive (that I remember paying $50 for) that contained all of my old reviews.  I think it may prove a fun exercise (for me, anyway) to revisit some of them sporadically (not too often) to see if my impression of these books has changed or remained the same.  It will also afford me the opportunity to add pictures and some odd discussion.  I'd say maybe I could clean up the writing and grammar... but, I do believe that train has already left the station.  I write like I speak, and I most definitely do not speak grammatically sound.

This Bat Lash review was originally published on Broken Frontier during the week of 12/12/2007.  It is no longer accessible via their site, so I do not see the harm in reprinting it here...  First, however, a summary.

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Bat Lash is playfully chasing his would-be gal Dominique Wilder across the West Texas landscape.  He finally catches her, and they fall into an embrace.  Nearby, Sheriff Brubaker (who believes Dominique to be his betrothed) and his men spy the proceedings and head off to nab Bat.

Bat's lassoed, and dragged to a nearby tree to be hung.  At the last moment, Lash is saved the the local Comanche tribe.  It is revealed that two years earlier, Bat had saved the life of a young Comanche tribesman from a buffalo stampede.

Brubaker visits with Dominique's father to inform him of the recent goings-on, and it is decided that Bat Lash will have to be killed.  Dominique overhears this conversation and mounts her horse in attempt to warn Bat about the pending attempt at his life.

Brubaker is able to catch her before she makes it to Bat, forcing himself on her before dragging her to a nearby cabin.  He stands before her, undoes his ammo belt and we are... [to be continued...]

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2008:

Romance and Intrigue in the old West.  DC has brought back Bat Lash… but, was anybody actually asking for him?

Let me preface here by stating that I do not enjoy westerns… rather dislike them, actually.  I groan at the sight of them in film or print, and roll my eyes at the countless hours of Gunsmoke and Bonanza that clog up the weekend’s cable line-up.  All that being said, Bat Lash isn’t too bad of a book.

This having been my first exposure to Bat Lash, (and DC’s Western Comics entire library as a matter of fact) I feared I would find myself lost in ages-old continuity and not be able to keep up.  Fortunately, the issue starts off in an easily accessible en medias res… introducing the characters suitably, and giving them all decent little personalities for an opening chapter. 

The characters, are too be expected… a bit cliché.  This is after all, a piece of writing that is predicated by both its environment and its era.  In this case it’s the golden-haired “good” cowboy against the crooked sheriff of the county who’s clad in all black.  Both are vying for the affections of a sweet young thing that seems to have more of an eye for Bartholomew Lash than Sheriff Brubaker.

The art, provided by John Severin is perfectly suited for this type of story… some of the panels look as though they were pulled straight out of an old history book.  Walt Simonson’s cover is also a treat.

As I’d mentioned, I’m really not into Westerns.  That having been said, Peter Brandvold and Sergio Aragones have crafted a fun little story that left me a bit intrigued to see where this story’s headed.  Though, it’s unfortunately not so intrigued that I will actively pursue further issues of this series.  Great for what it is… just not for me.

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2016:

Well, there's my review... warts and all.  Upon rereading Bat Lash #1, I find that I have a much better appreciation for it.  I cannot remember if my if my more dismissive (if not outright negative) 2008 review is a result of my genuine disinterest, or if I did not want to come across as too "easy" of a reviewer.  This was a fine issue, and honestly, I would not mind seeking out the rest of this mini-series at some point down the line.  This was a perfectly fine set-up issue, and had an intriguing cliffhanger.  DC's Digital Site has the entire series up at $0.99 each issue and Instocktrades has the collection in stock (currently at 45% off cover price).  Worth checking out if you're into Western Comics.  John Severin's art is such a departure from much of mainstream comics' output that it is a real treat to behold.

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'Mazing Man #1 (1987)

'Mazing Man #1 (January, 1987)
Writer - Bob Rozakis
Penciller - Stephen DeStefano
Inker - Karl Kesel
Colorist - Nanci Hoolahan
Letterer - Bob Lappan
Editor - Bob Gold
Cover Price: $0.75

What is 'Mazing Man?  Well, he is a pint-sized delusional do-gooder, who often occupies the quarter-bins of many a local comics and books establishment.  My history with the character is brief, however this is a series I always keep my eye out for when trawling the bins.  I remember learning several years back that issue #12 of this series features an amazing cover by Frank Miller depicting 'Mazing Man, Dark Knight Returns Batman, and Carrie Kelly Robin all jumping into action.  I have yet to see this comic book in person, however, it is always on my radar.

When DC Comics started their DCYou initiative last summer (2015), featuring such offbeat titles as Bizarro, Prez, and Bat-Mite, I almost expected to hear an announcement about a 'Mazing Man re-imagining.  Sadly, it was not to be.  So, are his initial exploits worth your time?  Let's find out.

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In the first of this issue's two stories, we join Denton the Writer who looks like a dog and his best friend 'Mazing Man (Maze for short).  Denton provides the narration for the goings on here, and it's really quite entertaining... he says 'Mazing Man thinks he's a superhero.  'Mazing Man's costume consists of a gold almost Galactus-style helmet, a golden cape, and he naturally wears his polka-dot boxer shorts on the outside of his suit.

As they enter a neighborhood park, Maze spies a toddler about to put a cigarette butt in his mouth.  Maze pounces into action, and saves the child.  A nearby gaggle of housewives, including the mother of the almost-butt-eater, all patronize Maze for his heroic act.  They talk him up, much to the surprise of an uninitiated housewife who is not sure what to make of Maze.  They clue her in that he is the "neighborhood looney-tune" who "runs around doing good deeds".

Is this suggestive?
I feel like this is suggestive...
No?  Just me?

Continuing on, Maze and Denton encounter a "young felon" who is attempting to steal a watch.  Maze stands in front of the young man to halt his escape.  The man trips over our hero, and the two roll and tumble into a nearby garbage can.  Local law enforcement, Sergeant Muldavey is present and arrests the young thief.  Pulling Denton aside, Sarge comically expresses concern that 'Mazing Man is perhaps a bit too crazy to be out in public.  Denton questions Muldavey's own sanity by informing him that he is in fact speaking to a dog.

As they walk away, Denton tries to have something of a heart to heart with 'Mazing Man.  He tries to bring him back to reality by telling him that everyone around him thinks he's crazy.  Maze isn't hearing it... he says the people have the right to believe whatever they want about him.  He won't let that change who he is, because, after all... it's his job.

As they continue, Maze catches a glimpse of that same almost-butt-eating child sitting in the street, directly in front of an oncoming truck.  Against Denton's advice, Maze heads straight to the child... saving the boy in the very nick of time.  Denton can now see that 'Mazing Man truly is a hero.

Guido oozes machismo
... and hair grease.

Our second tale begins with Denton and Maze arriving back at their brownstone apartment building for the late afternoon.  We meet Mrs. Costinas, who much to their surprise greets them with two grunts this fine day, which they take as a sign of her becoming friendlier.  Inside we meet their downstairs neighbor, Guido Antonio Garibaldi who suffers from the incurable disease: terminal macho.

Upstairs we run into Denton's human step-sister, Katherine Patricia (K.P. for short) who is a dental receptionist, a recent divorcee, and acts as something of a mother to Maze and the dog-faced Writer.  She's all dressed up for a date.  Denton tells her that he and Maze also have plans that evening, to dine with their friends Eddie and Brenda Valentine.

Over at the Valentine's, Brenda is none to pleased to find out she is expected to cook for the boys.  The two quarrel, and Brenda tries to call Denton to cancel their plans.  There's no answer, so she knows they're stuck.  She asks Eddie how they ever got involved with 'Mazing Man, and we are headed for a flashback.

During Eddie's first day as Assistant Bank Manager, he arranged it so his friend Denton would send someone in to open an account.  This would make him look good to Mr. Vanderplatz, his boss.  Unknown to Eddie, Denton would be sending 'Mazing Man.  Eddie asks how he knows Denton, and it is revealed they met in the Psychiatric Ward in the hospital.  Maze thinks it was "on a couch somewhere".  Vanderplatz checks up on their encounter, finds it all going swimmingly, and then trips over Maze's cape.

Back in the present, the Valentines argue about sneakers in the sink, and ultimately wind up chasing each other around before winding up atop one another.  They embrace and kiss, until there's an unfortunate (though expected) ringing at the door.  Maze and Denton have arrived, and luckily for the Valentines, they have brought a bucket of chicken with them.  The four sit down to dine, and we are [out].

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Such a strange and fun issue.  I honestly never would have grabbed a single issue of this book if I didn't know about the Frank Miller cover later on.  I figured, it's only 12 issues (with a couple of "specials") so why not just grab the lot of 'em?  I'm glad I did, as this was some pretty good stuff.

Humor comics can be pretty hit or miss... this one does have a miss here and there, however the amount of hits is well worth at least a flip through.  The writing is a lot of fun, and I was surprised by the amount of heart the characters had (especially Maze himself).  The art is a great blend of cartoony and comic booky.  Not so comic booky that the cartoony aspects look out of place, and not too cartoony to make the book look like a cheap cartoon adaptation.  It's like a cartoon done in house style, if that makes any sense.

Definitely worth snagging if you come across it on the cheap.  This to my knowledge has not been collected, and it is not available digitally... so we're talking single issues only here.  Grab 'em if you see 'em, won't cost you much... and they're great fun.

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Major Bummer #1 (1997)

Major Bummer #1 (August, 1997)
"What the Hell...?!"
Writer - John Arcudi
Penciller - Doug Mahnke
Inker - Tom Nguyen
Colorist - Carla Feeny
Letterer - Willie Schubert
Editor - Peter Tomasi
Cover Price: $2.50

I know we more cultured comic book enthusiasts generally roll our eyes in highfalutin disinterest when the subject of Wizard magazine comes up, but for a time (pre-widespread Internet, natch) it really was the place to get most of your comics news.  Wizard, for me was the thing I'd grab if somehow at the end of the month I still had a five-dollar bill burning a hole in my pocket.  It was something of a luxury purchase, and perhaps because of that poor young impressionable comics enthusiasts put a bit more stock into Wizard's recommendations than they otherwise would.

Sometimes their suggestions would be a bust, as illustrated by the ubiquity of early nineties Image Comics currently clogging quarter-bins nationwide... other times, their recommendations would be great.  Wizard was the first place I'd ever seen mention of Strikeforce: Morituri, and Quantum & Woody, after all.  Those two series remain favorites of mine to this day.

Another book they had given a bit of a push to was the one I want to discuss today... Major Bummer.  In 1997, I was 17 years old... a book about a slacker superhero should be right up my alley.   Is it worth your time?  Let's find out.

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Louis Martin is a slacker.  That's really all we know about him from the get-go, he also likes video games.  He receives a mysterious package which, upon opening transforms him into a musclebound technologically-gifted would-be superhero.  Interestingly, this is all unknown to Lou for much of this opening issue.

The next morning, he finds that he has woken up late for work at Kathie's Video Repair.  We are introduced to a ramshackle street gang who is bent on procuring Corn Nuts from the local convenience store, I'm assuming there will be more on that (and them) later on.

While repairing a VCR unit, Lou gets lost in thought.  Before he knows it, he has re-purposed the VCR into a ray gun.  His boss, Mr. Kathie arrives and fires him for his excessive tardiness.  Upon seeing what Lou has become, Kathie freaks out and runs out of the shop.  Slump-shouldered, Lou leaves... ray gun in tow.  While walking down the sidewalk, Lou catches a glimpse of his reflection and sees what he has become.  He's determined to figure it all out... after he grabs a bite to eat.

We meet another odd gang, who decides to trade in a half-million dollar heist at a bank for an $83 robbery at the convenience store.  They decide to rob the very convenience store where Lou is attempting to write a check in exchange for a pile of snack cakes.

Lou thwarts the robbery, although the store is destroyed in the fracas.  He tries to parlay saving the clerk's life into some free goodies, and is turned down.

When Lou gets home he is surprised to find four curiously dressed individuals hanging out in front of his building.

They tell him they are a team of super-powered heroes, who were all drawn to his home.  They claim that he is to be their leader.  Lou wants none of it, and tells them to split.  He enters his apartment and is greeted by...

.. and we are [to be continued...]

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Now, at release I bought issue #1, which remains the only one in my possession.  I have to figure that it must not have made that big of an impression on me.  It's strange, as this feels as though it would have been exactly the kind of book I would have been in the market for back then.  It was offbeat, and different from anything else I'd seen at the time.  I'm not sure how a 17 year-old me would have lost track of this one.

Upon reading it now... It's pretty good and it looks nice, however, I still have no interest in seeing how it plays out.  I really don't want to say that I'm too old for this type of story, perhaps it just takes me back to a time in my life that I've outgrown (yeah, odd for a dude in his mid-thirties who still reads comics everyday to say...).  I can't think of anything outright bad to say about this book, just that I'm really not interested in it.

I'm absolutely sure there's an audience for it, and they will think it's great.  It's quite well-written, and the art is wonderful.  A bit of a product of its time, perhaps... but, still certainly to be enjoyed.

This came from what I consider to be an odd time at DC Comics.  It felt like a very experimental time, where DC was producing creator-owned books (such as this) which could be folded into DC canon (like say, Young Heroes in Love).  I may be mis-remembering my dates here, but it felt as though there were a lot of new more experimental #1's around this time.  Titles like Chronos, Chase, Resurrection Man and Scare Tactics feel as though they are part of this vintage.  Very strange and interesting era for DC.

This is one title that I have not come across "in the wild".  I can honestly say I've never seen it in the bins.  If you were interested in checking it out, it isn't terribly expensive at Mile High Comics.  If you want the entire 15-issue story collected, The Complete Major Bummer Super Slacktacular was released as a trade in 2011, from Dark Horse Comics.  Instocktrades currently has it (at 42% off cover price to boot).  It is also available digitally.

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Interesting Ads (Batman & Robin Edition):

It's hard to remember a time when it seemed like every movie had its own trading card set.
(unless of course, they still do that... I dunno)
These appear to be those horrendous odd-sized cards to boot.
My mother once accidentally bought me a package of card-binder pages in that size.
It's difficult to let such trauma go.

 

Batman Forever was my last Bat-movie...
I regret nothing.

Just a tad bit on the nose there, no?

[Bin Beat] Sickly Saturday

What could keep a back issue fiend like me away from his semi-regular hunting schedule?  Certainly not the flu, that's for sure!

Personal bit here... my wife is a school teacher, and from time to time she brings home something given to her from her students.  Sometimes it's candy and chocolates, sometimes it's stuffed toys, flowers, and coffee mugs... and sometimes it's bronchitis and conjunctivitis.  Last week our home turned into a tissue and cough drop wrapper infested mess.  She fell ill first and despite our best efforts, managed to pass it along to me.  Come the weekend, we were both feeling a bit better and she had some business to attend to across town.  So I figure... what the hell, we don't drive that far out too often, maybe I'll hit some bins while we're out.

After all, what better thing to do as you're recovering from illness than dredge through filthy used comic books?  Was it worth my while?  Well, let's see...

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Our first stop was the Half Price Books that we did not visit during their Valentine's Day coupon sale.  This shop is probably 50 or so miles from home, and offers the most frustrating and convoluted comic book section of any store I'd ever visited.  I've been to garage sales with more organized comic book "sections".  While flipping through their quarter piles... yeah, piles... they have a few shelves with just piles of ragged and falling apart comics.  Anyways, while flipping through the piles, I got excited to find a decent cache of Gen13 issues from toward the end of their first ongoing series.  I snapped them up, and then realized they were all tagged at $8.00 each... in the quarter books area.  Lame.

There were a couple of "New Format" books from the 80's I would have grabbed, however... and here's a word to the wise... the yellow "Clearance" HPB price tags just love to take some of the cover art with them when you remove them from the book.  Never buy DC "New Format" books that have a price tag on their covers.  I'd been burned by that a time or two, and not like I am buying these for their pristine condition or re-sell-ability... I just really don't want any books in my collection to have chunks of art gouged off their covers.

That having been said, I did not leave empty handed.  I grabbed the last issue of New-52 Superman that I needed... so there's one monkey off my back.  Also found New Titans #92, which I discovered I didn't actually have during my last Titans read through.  They were not priced, so they were half-cover price.  Glad to have plugged that hole.

On our way home, we stopped at the same used bookstore we went to a few weeks earlier.  I wasn't expecting much, as I'd cleaned them out during our last visit.  Much to my surprise, in the 40-cent area they added a whole bunch of Green Lantern.  I was able to complete my Green Lantern volume 4 (pre-Flashpoint) run, which was one of the casualties of my mid-2000's mortgage-fueled comics purge, so I'm glad to have finally wrapped that one up.

DCBS Delivery!

Was surprised to find an issue of Green Lantern: Mosaic that I didn't have (#18)... Now I just need issue #12 to have the set.  Had a couple of finds from Titans vol.1... down to just 2 more issues of that run for the set.

Upon returning home I was surprised to find that this week's DCBS order delivered a few days earlier than expected.  I've been using Discount Comic Book Service since around the time of the New-52, and think they are fantastic.  There's no way I'd be able to keep up with these books otherwise...



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That's about it.  Fairly productive outing, as I continue to gear up for that mythical time in the future where I will have all the time in the world to read through my collection.  Knowing me, if that time ever came... I wouldn't even know where to start!

Thanks for reading.