Guy Gardner #11 (August, 1993)
"Yesterday's Sins, Part 1 of 4: Back in the Days"
Writer - Chuck Dixon
Pencils - Joe Staton
Inks - Terry Beatty
Letters - Albert DeGuzman
Colors - Anthony Tollin
Assistant Editor - Eddie Berganza
Editor - Kevin Dooley
Cover Price: $1.25
Wouldja lookit that, Guy Gardner: Year One!
We're about to find out everything that made Guy... Guy. Let's just hope they don't do the cliche thing of having him grow up in an abusive household. Err, I'm sure that dude beating him with a belt isn't his father or anything... right?
Okay, let's just get into it.
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We open with an introduction to a Lantern called Graf Toren... looks like kind of a bruiser with a fu manchu. He happens across a large craft... and finds himself overwhelmed by a whole lotta yellow inside. The crew of the ship nabs him up quickly, and even snatches his Power Ring... as they are attending to him, we can see what appears to be Graf Toren laying in a mechanical-looking bed in the foreground.
We then shift scenes down to Earth, where Guy Gardner and General Glory are fighting a bunch of Kobras. They make relatively short work of 'em... but that's really not the important part. Ya see, those same aliens who kidnapped Graf are watching this fight unfold. They are doing some "Lantern collecting", and headed to Earth in hopes of snagging one Hal Jordan. After seeing the way Guy fights, however, they realize that maybe he'd be of more use to them... no matter what color ring he has on his finger (Remember, Guy's is yellow).
After the dust settles, Guy and the General begin explaining the situation to the police... when Guy... suddenly vanishes! He reappears on that alien craft several million miles away.
Guy, being Guy, doesn't waste any time talking... and instead lunges into battle with the red buggers on board. Unfortunately for him, it seems like these geeks were following Bloodlines, because they appear to know exactly how and where to attack a human.
Guy wakes up in a weird holding cell... without walls, but also without escape. He is surrounded by four Green Lantern Corps members (including Graf) who had been taken captive by the creeps. As you might expect, Guy ain't all that happy.
He's not exactly worried though... he knows that his "friends in high places" will be scouring the galaxies looking for him before long. Well, uh, Guy... looks like your pals are kinda busy.
What's worse, is that Guy learns that they're just going to send a Guy Gardner "double" back to Earth, so no one will know he's even missing. You remember that Graf-laying-in-a-mechanical-bed from earlier? That's what that was all about. Guy himself even mentions seeing "Hal Jordan laying on a tanning couch" when he arrived, which, unfortunately didn't get drawn. If you recall, the aliens were originally planning on nyoinking Hal... so, that explains that.
The Corps members tell Guy that over the next little while, the aliens are going to "probe" him... not that way, ya pervert... we're talkin' mental probes here. The aliens return to the "cell" and once again perform the Bloodlines blitz on poor Guy's nape.
Next thing we know, Guy is strapped into some contraption, with a Facehugger from Aliens sitting on his chest. It begins probing into Guy's mind... which hurts at first, before becoming enjoyable. Sounds like we're seeing the start of a pretty horrifying fetish right here. Anyhoo, we're now transported back to Guy Gardner's childhood... and he still had that "Ernie" haircut! I'm not sure this can be a proper origin without actually seeing him get that haircut. Ehh, whattayagonnado?
His mother calls him downstairs for breakfast, and informs him to be on his best behavior as his father is in one of his "moods" again. You see where this is headed, right? Guy sits down for breakfast where his dad mocks his terrible haircut, and lambastes him for not being a winner like his brother, Mace. When Guy spills his OJ, all bets are off... Papa Gardner beats the holy hell out of the bowl-headed boy, while his mother turns her back.
We follow young Guy to school, where a teacher yells at him for lingering too long in the hallway. She also compares him to his brother, Mace... who we learn is quite the local legend when it comes to football.
Guy then... wakes up, back on board that alien craft... surrounded by his new "friends". They explain that the alien take multiple sessions to probe a mind... ya know, like maybe... and I'm spitballin' here... four (these days, it'd be six).
We wrap up with more'a Guy kickin' butt. He won't take this laying down, and offers the "Candybutt" Corps members the chance to join him in taking down the alien bozos!
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So... yeah, looks like we took the cliche route here, didn't we? Guy's a jerk because his father always liked his brother best. Oh, and also, beat the hell out of him on a regular basis.
I mean, it's okay if that's the direction you want to go with it... but, I'm not sure there's anyone who didn't see this coming a mile away. Oh well, Occam's Razor of comics and all that. I will say that they're delivering the origin in a fun and interesting way!
Gotta mention the art... because, I will admit, it's what kept me away from (re)visiting these early issues of Guy Gardner. Joe Staton was never my favorite artist, but at this point... and I hate to say it, but it borders on the downright unpleasant. Right now, Staton is doing the daily Dick Tracy syndicated strip... which, I feel his style is more suited for. Having that style in a long-form comic though? Not my cuppa tea.
Overall, if you ever wondered why Guy was such a jerk (and didn't already assume that he was dealing with some issues from his childhood), you might get something out of this. It was fun seeing Guy as a bowl-headed brat... and I dug his attempts at "rallying the troops" of the loser Corps members. There's definitely bits and pieces to dig here, even if the complete package is somewhat underwhelming. This issue is available digitally.
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Green Lantern (vol.5) #1 (November, 2011)
"Sinestro, Part One"
Writer - Geoff Johns
Pencils - Doug Mahnke
Inks - Christian Alamy w/Tom Nguyen
Colors - David Baron
Letters - Sal Cipriano
Assistant Editor - Darren Shan
Editor - Brian Cunningham
Cover Price: $2.99
Here's a little secret... I've never read the book we're about to cover today. Ya see, where DC planned for The New-52! to be a jumping-on point, I viewed it more as an opportunity to leave certain books (and families of books) behind.
When I saw the title announcements and solicits, and saw that there were going to be four Lantern books as part of this reboot (Green Lantern, Green Lantern Corps., Green Lantern: The New Guardians, and Red Lanterns), with the edict that everything is starting "fresh", I didn't see any reason to pursue a family-of-four (books)... and if you know me, I'm kind of an "all or nothing" sorta comics guy. If I wasn't going to commit to all four... I was going to commit to zero.
It wasn't until a couple of years later, (oddly) after Geoff Johns left the book, that I decided to dip my toe back into the Lanternverse. Me, being me, had to madly dash through town to fill in the issues I missed... but, that really wasn't ever in question. In fact, if you're familiar with cover variances, you'd see (above) that my copy of Green Lantern (vol.5) #1... is actually the second-printing! I don't even own a first-printing of this one!
Anyhoo... let's see how they rebooted Hal. That's what happens in this one, right? Right? Right...?
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We open this... Brand-New Era for Green Lantern, by... picking up from the end of the previous issue? Waitasec... I thought The New-52! was for new readers?! Anyhoo... Sinestro is now Green Lantern, having been chosen by Hal Jordan's ring following the events of the War of the Green Lanterns. He says the thing, charges the ring... and gets a stern talking to by the Guardians of the Universe. They look at this opportunity as a chance for redemption... but Sin just ain't feeling it. He's not sure he wants this in his life again. Either way, he takes the battery and heads off, leaving a quarreling bunch of little blue fellers in his wake.
We shift scenes to Earth, and check in on now-former-Green Lantern, Hal Jordan... who is three months behind on his rent, probably plenty of other bills too. He's told his checks are no longer going to be accepted, which sounds pretty fair considering they never clear anyway.
As he's being harangued by his landlord, Hal overhears a struggle going on in the next apartment building over. Without even thinking, he leaps from his patio (which is seven stories up) across to the next building to save a woman from her attacker...
... only, it turns out they were just filming a movie. Wonk wonk?
We jump ahead a couple of hours, and Hal is in jail waiting to be picked up by Carol Ferris, who doesn't really get what I'd consider to be a proper "New Reader friendly" introduction. Actually... nobody really does!
As Carol and Hal leave the clink, Hal asks her if he can have his old job back. She'd love to have him, but if she were to take him back, their insurance company would drop them due to his recklessness. Then they talk about the recent Sinestro-happenings, which Hal doesn't know the complete results of. Carol suggests that might be a good thing, and comments that she hasn't put her Star Sapphire ring on since the War either. Hal then asks her out to dinner.
We rejoin Sinestro at his homeworld of Korugar, where he sees that his own Sinestro Corps have gotten a bit out of control. He finds himself attacked by one of them, mistaking him for a "real" Green Lantern, before realizing who he really is. Sinestro kinda flips the script on them by acting like a "real" Green Lantern... annnd then sawing through one of their necks with a construct-garrote.
Jumping ahead to the next night, Hal and Carol are out at a swanky joint for dinner... when Hal pops the question. "Carol Ferris, will you... co-sign on the lease for my car?" Just what every woman wants to hear, am I right?
Wellll... Carol thought he was going to ask a different question, surely, as she tosses her drink in his face and storms out of the restaurant. It takes Hal a minute or two to realize what she was expecting... which, I mean, these two are so "on-again/off-again" why in the world would he ever ask her to marry him?! They'd likely break all sorts of records for "most divorces and remarries for a single couple".
Hal then walks back to his place (Carol left him behind... and she was his ride). He is greeted by an... eviction notice.
But that's not all! He's also greeted by... Sinestro, who has a whopper of a proposition for him... and it doesn't seem to have anything to do with co-signing on his Ford Focus.
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This kinda goes against type, but... I loved this! It just goes to show that if you're a writer with the right amount of pull and "cache", and your book was pulling in the sort of numbers DC was happy with... you could beat The New-52!
This issue could just as easily been the next issue of Green Lantern (vol.4)... and for all I know, was exactly the direction that book was going before that "other shoe" dropped, and the toilet was announced as being about to be flushed.
I mean, we literally pick up right where we left off in the pre-Flashpoint series... which, is good news for someone like me... but, what about the new readers, maaaaaaan?! How could someone wandering in off the streets pick up this issue... with Sinestro on the cover and in the green duds, and not instantly feel like they'd missed something (because they had!)?
This is just another check mark in the "DC didn't know what the hell they were doing with The New-52!" column... and also, fuels my own speculation that the entire endeavor was some sort of a last-minute decision, with precious little more in the way of planning than "Hey, New #1's"... and little more in the way of goals than "Maybe we'll beat Marvel for a month or two". Such short-sighted dunderheadedness... that they're still paying for nearly a decade later.
Now, for this issue... Hal's no longer a Lantern, which... if you read the War of the Green Lanterns crossover in the closing months of the pre-Flashpoint continuity, you'd already know. Sinestro was chosen... and Hal's back to being a bum.
We get mention here that Carol is a Star Sapphire... which, I mean, a "new" reader is probably going to glaze over without realizing just what that means... or they'll have to go to Wikipedia until they get bored... or even more confused. Really... the more I think about it, the more I'm convinced that... regardless of how much I personally enjoyed this one, since it didn't go tabula rasa... or half-ass tabula rasa, I don't think this one is anywhere near "new reader friendly".
I mean, even if you're a "new reader" who prefers to read your comics in trade collections... you'd still be pretty lost with this opening "chapter". You'd almost have to read War of the Green Lanterns... and in order to fully appreciate that, you'd have to read Blackest Night... and in order to full appreciate that, you'd have to read the entirety of the Geoff Johns run... and in order to fully appreciate that, you're reading Green Lantern: Rebirth. I could go on... but I'm sure you've got the point. This isn't a "fresh start", which sort of undermines the entire New-52! endeavor... in my opinion.
So, as a "welcome" to new readers, who may or may not exist, this isn't that great a jumping-on/jumping-in point, in my opinion. If you're a seasoned reader, and want more of what came before... this is as good as a lot of it. Art is solid-to-great, and it's a fun (though breezy) little chapter. Worth a look, and as with anything post-Flashpoint, is available digitally... this one for only 99-cents!
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Doctor Fate #1 (July, 1987)
"Cycles"
Writer - J.M. DeMatteis
Illustrator - Keith Giffen
Inks - Dave Hunt
Letters - Agustin Mas
Colors - Anthony Tollin
Editor - Denny O'Neil
Cover Price: $1.50
Here's one of those books that I'm going to constantly second-guess myself over. Ya see... look at the cover. The title of the book is "Dr. Fate", as in Dee-Arr (period) Fate. Ya dig?
Inside in the indicia, however, the book is listed as Doctor Fate... as in Dee-Oh-See-Tee-Oh-Arr Fate. So the big question is... how in the hell do I list it?! I've waffled back 'n forth, even as I'm writing this piece... and, finally settled on... Doc... no, make that Dr.... er, maybe not... dammit.
Okay, screw it... this one's gonna be "Doctor Fate"... which I'm sure is going to wind up being the wrong-er of the two.
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We open with Dr. Fate prowling through a snow-covered street... hot on the heels of Typhon, Lord of Chaos. He calls out for the beast to show itself, however, it sends its "sons" instead. Fate continues blasting away, all the while calling out for Typhon... for he, being a Lord of Chaos, is responsible for "spreading lunacy", something that we might assume was happening a whole lot at the time.
Finally, Typhon himself shows up... and accuses the Immortal Dr. Fate of no longer being, ya know, immortal. Realizing that he might just be able to kill his foe this time out, Typhon goes on the offensive. He claims that the time of the Lords of Order has passed... and time now belongs to the Lords of Chaos. Before getting too deep into battle, Dr. Fate... vanishes!
He has called... somewhere, where he is chatted up by the Lords of Order. He's referred to as Nabu... which is the Lord of Order occupying the aging body of Kent Nelson. He asks why they'd summoned him, and they explain... the battle with Chaos is futile... because the battle with Chaos... has already been lost.
Ya see, they explain, all creation is separated into four cycles... or "yugas". The first is "Perfection", all order/no chaos, and it lasts 1,728,000 years. The second is has a little chaos peeking in... the third some more... and finally the fourth, which is basically the end of days. We're in the fourth now... and it's suggested that the mass chaos might have had something to do with the then-recent Crisis (on Infinite Earths).
Dr. Fate's all "screw that noise", and insists he won't stop fighting the Lords of Chaos no matter what... and so, the Lords of Order decide to ask... Kent Nelson what he thinks. Dude's positively ancient, and is probably only still on this side of the ground because of Nabu's inhabitance (is that a word?) within him. He too insists that there's always a chance to fight... but, we get the feeling that he realizes that this will ultimately be a futile endeavor.
We shift scenes to a woman named Linda and a young boy named Eric. Despite some severe reluctance on his part, she's trying to get him to socialize with other kids his own age. He ain't feelin' it though... he tells her that nobody ever likes him. He eventually comes around, and decides to head into the fray for Linda. Don't look now, but they're being watched by a trenchcoated gentleman.
From here, we get the quick 'n dirty on Linda Whatsherface. Turns out she married his aged father for the money... dude was an abusive jerk, who ultimate succumbed to cancer. This only left her and her young step-son, Eric. Ya see, Eric's birth-mother, also married to the jerk, wound up killing herself.
So lost in flashback limbo is Linda, that she doesn't even realize that the trenchcoated gentleman onlooker has abducted her step-son! Upon snapping back to reality, she notices that her boy is gone. As the man and boy walk away, Eric doesn't seem disturbed in the slightest... in fact, he almost expected this to happen.
We shift scenes to Arkham Asylum where we meet Doctor Stoner (laff track here?). He is being visited upon by... Typhon, who informs him that Nelson has taken the boy. So, it looks like Johnny Trenchcoat is actually Kent Nelson. This doesn't seem to be much of a surprise. The conversation is interrupted by the arrival of Stoner's assistant, who reminds him that it's time to make his rounds. We get a panel of the Joker laughing... because, of course we do.
We return to Kent and the Kid. They wander through a graveyard (with an Inza headstone visible) and into a crypt of some sort. Then... Kent's belly starts talking to the child! Ya see, this is Nabu... who Eric recognizes as one of "the Shining Ones". He claims to sometimes see them in the mirror. That's all Nabu needs to hear, it's time to do the thing.
"The thing" is to age Eric's body to adulthood, so it can make a more fitting vessel for Nabu then the decrepit Kent Nelson.
We jump back to Linda, who is still quite unnerved at the loss of her little boy... as, ya know, one might imagine. She is then briefly visited by Doctor Fate... who informs her that Eric Strauss... will be back, before flying away.
And Fate continues to fly... until running right into our pal Typhon. Ya see, it's Eric occupying the Doctor Fate duds right now... with Nabu in the driver's seat. The Lord of Order tells him to open up his soul and let him in... and he'll take care of everything.
Only... he doesn't. Nabu gets Eric into the battle... but then vacates the vessel! Nabu, now back with Kent asks why he didn't "warn" the boy... to which, Kent insists that he tried. Not sure what he could have prepared him for... I mean, the whole thing feels like a set-up. Anyhoo, Typhon is making short work of the inexperienced man-child... whose only recourse is to repeat his name over and over again so he doesn't "lose" himself (I guess).
Next we know, Eric Strauss is laying in the fetal position and being approached by an Officer... and Doctor Stoner. Stoner tells the Officer that Strauss had recently escaped from Arkham, and that he'll take him back to ensure he gets the treatment he needs. Eric is still repeating his name... and also, his age (10 years old). This ain't helping his case any, considering he looks to be a fully-grown adult.
Before we know it, we're back at Arkham... and there's another panel of the Joker laughing, because of course there is. Eric is plopped into his room... which he appears to be sharing with some Lords of Chaos. Dr. Stoner promises that he'll "take care of him from this point on.
We wrap up back at the graveyard, where Kent Nelson is knelt over one headstone in particular... and weeping.
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Not a bad opener... a little confusing, but that's likely by design. I mean, the book is all about "chaos", is it not?
Now, before digging in too deep... Dr. Fate as a solo character doesn't do a whole heckuva lot for me. I wouldn't put him in Spectre or Phantom Stranger territory, but I don't find him to be the most interesting hero out there. In fact, when we were working through 1st Issue Special, it was the Dr. Fate installment that I dreaded the most. Just wasn't looking forward to it.
So, why then, did I even give this issue a look? I mean, it ain't for a lack of potential review fodder. Honestly, I dunno. I was just rifling through the longboxes last night, and this cover just jumped out at me. Sometimes that's all it takes! And by "sometimes", I mean, pretty often. Unless I'm working a "theme" gimmick, we usually roll random here.
Okay, so with all that said. This was a lot of fun, and something of an education. We're in the fourth "yuga", wherein chaos reigns, and it's going to be up to Fate to restore order. Fair enough. We're introduced to Eric Strauss... who, honestly, I don't remember from Adam... but, who will likely be part of the plan. There's also the Arkham angle, which is interesting... especially since Arkham as a plot device hadn't already been run into the dirt by 1987. Could'a done without the Joker cameos, but really, whattayagonnado?
Probably my favorite part of this, and it's definitely just part of my continuity-n-lore weakness, was tying this age of chaos into Crisis on Infinite Earths. It really doesn't take much to get a "pop" out of me.
Giffen's more experimental art is usually a bone of contention among fans... or, at the very least, is divisive. This time out, however, I really dug it. I feel like it fit the story quite well, and wasn't nearly as abstract as his work on something like Hex. Hell, even if it were, this is a story about chaos... so, it'd be more fitting.
Overall, I'd say this one's worth a look. You don't need to know everything about Dr. Fate (I sure don't!) to follow along and enjoy. Just really fun post-Crisis stuff here... another reminder that books of this era are so special. This issue is available digitally... and they do refer to it as "Doctor Fate", so there's one point for the Infinite Earths guy!
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