Wednesday, October 19, 2016
Superman (vol.2) #5 (1987)
Superman (vol.2) #5 (May, 1987)
"The Mummy Strikes"
Writer/Penciller - John Byrne
Inker - Karl Kesel
Colorist - Tom Ziuko
Letterer - John Costanza
Editors - Andrew Helfer & Mike Carlin
Cover Price: $0.75
Well, he's fought vampires and werewolves... why not throw in a mummy for good measure?
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We open on a scene of Superman and Wonder Woman fighting off a pair of metallic dog-like robots. They each grab one by the tail and swing them into one another. Job well done, Wonder Woman begins to leave... only for Superman to take her by the hand. They come together and look into each other's eyes... and they look to be about to kiss, when... Clark Kent wakes up. He sits up in bed, and recalls how ever since he'd met Wonder Woman (during Legends) he hasn't been able to get her out of his head.
The next morning, Clark arrives to work at the Daily Planet... he's wearing a bit of a five o'clock shadow, a fact nobody is going to let him forget... kinda makes me realize I wouldn't do so good if I worked at the Planet. Anyhoo, after a bit of "shmoozing" with Cat Grant... if your definition of shmoozing is trying to politely decline another's advances, that is... Perry calls Clark in to watch Lois' latest Tele-Com message from South America. The video cuts off after a few moments, making the pair realize that something might be up.
Perry decides to send Clark south to make sure everything is cool, and so he Supes' up and pulls some intergalactic trajectory to get down there with the quickness... he still hasn't shaven though...
We now meet up with Lois Lane... who has a most heinous haircut at the moment. She is in Dr. Estevez' tent, and they are attempting to reopen the avenues of tele-communication. Clark wanders in, and tells Lois that he "hitched a ride" with Superman in order to get here so quickly... which paints quite the funny picture if you think about it.
She thinks he's only here to scoop her on yet another story. Clark, and this is something I didn't remember, reminds her how much he "cares about" her. I didn't realize this was out in the open... it kind of makes me feel bad for Clark. She finally gives in, and lets him talk to Dr. Estevez... who reveals a strange metal cylinder... which appears to be far more advanced than anything on the planet... while being over three-thousand years old.
He continues, taking Clark and Lois deep into the dig site... where they enter what may just be the center of the electromagnetic disruption field. It appears to be an ancient fortified compound, littered with stalagmites. Clark meets Estevez' son Raoul who reveals that his team has been trying to drill through the wall they believe is the source of the disturbance.
Dr. Estevez takes Clark a bit deeper to something of a nerve center for the compound. There is a round hole in the console that the futuristic cylinder is a perfect fit for... and so, he inserts it. Suddenly, there's a rumbling behind the wall... causing it to give way. Lois finds herself standing before a massive wrapped hand.
It's a mummy!
Clark runs in to get Lois out of harm's way. He needs to figure out a way to get the crew to safety so he may fight the mummy without risking his secret identity. He decides to use his heat vision to cause a bit of a collapse... pushing Lois out of the way of the falling stone.
With Lois and company safely outta sight, Clark is able to actually start fighting back. He does not change into his Superman costume, as he doesn't want to have to explain why they both have the stubbles. The mummy and Clark go back and forth for a bit, and it appears to be a stalemate.
Clark thinks there's a connection between the mummy and the cylinder, and so he bee-lines it to the console and pulls da plug. This causes an explosion that is even felt on the other side of the dilapidated wall. Lois shows a bit of humanity (finally) and begins to panic, fearing Clark dead.
The crew works their way through the rubble, and finds Clark... unconscious. They carry him out, presumably back to the surface. Raoul, however, remains... he goes a bit deeper into the darkness, and finally walks right into the mummy... in its true form!
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Okay, not much of a Halloween issue, right? I guess I'm equating Halloween with those spooky cereals... Count Chocula and the like. There's a Yummy Mummy, right? I didn't just dream that... right?
Anyhoo, I gotta say... during John Byrne's two-ish year run on Superman, I don't think he did much wrong. This was a blast... and still felt pretty fresh, despite being... jeez, 30-years old. Well, maybe not Lois' haircut... that is horrendous no matter what the year.
It's been awhile since I reread these, so it was a treat to revisit the disparate wants and desires of Superman and Clark Kent. We get the feeling here that Superman is of the mind that Wonder Woman would be his perfect mate... and if you think about it, that's not completely wrong. I don't like it... but, it does make sense. Clark, however is... as Perry said, carrying a torch for Lois bigger than Lady Liberty's. I'd forgotten how open and how, for lack of a better term, puppy-love-ish Clark is toward Lois. What's more... she knows it! Can't believe I'd forgotten that.
Clark's five o'clock shadow was... curious. Really not sure why it was there, other than to be a handicap for later on in the issue. I like that Clark realized that it would be suspicious that they "both" had forgotten to shave that morning. Still kinda unnecessary, but interesting in a way.
The South America bits and the mummy fight were... kinda just there. Nothing really socks rocking, but pretty fun nonetheless. It's always cool to see Superman/Clark cut loose and go punch for punch with a big bad. This was no different.
Overall... hell, the entire Byrne run is something comics fans owe it to themselves to check out. This issue is no exception.
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Tuesday, October 18, 2016
Superman (vol.2) #70 (1992)
Superman (vol.2) #70 (August, 1992)
"Raising the Stakes"
Story & Art - Dan Jurgens
Finished Art - Brett Breeding
Letterer - John Costanza
Colorist - Glenn Whitmore
Assistant Editor - Dan Thorsland
Editor - Mike Carlin
Cover Price: $1.25
Man, all these vampires wanna dig their fangs into the Man of Steel...
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We open with Superman and Robin discussing the best way to take care of a vampire. Robin stands firm that the only way is a stake through the heart, while Superman would rather that be an absolute last-ditch approach. He considers the vampires to still be "people", despite Robin's thoughts to the contrary. He cites Batman as having told him that "extreme problems require extreme solutions".
They decide to pop in on a convalescing Jimmy Olsen. This is apparently the second part of a two-part story... I'll have to try and dig out part one... he's currently got himself a busted wing, however, he'd much rather be out looking for his girlfriend Lucy Lane (who has recently suffered a vampire bite) than laying in hospital. He asks Superman to find and help her.
Superman agrees and flies off, leaving the boys behind. Once he's out of earshot, Robin and Jimmy (who Tim calls "Red" for most of this issue) decide to take matters into their own hands... yeah, that sounds like a good idea, right?
Meanwhile... in Hell, Little Burp is reporting to Blaze that while reconciling their soul count, they've come up a bit short. Blaze demands to know what's going on, and he reveals that the problem appears to be bound to Metropolis. Blaze says "he" must be interfering... that he, if I'm not mistaken (and I very well might be), is her brother Satanus.
Blaze takes a look into Metropolis to see what's what, and witnesses Sam Foswell, formerly of the Daily Planet, about to commit suicide via leaping off a bridge. She decides to take the form of an angel to convince him to allow her to "save his soul". She leaves him floating for a moment, before he starts to fall again.
Just in time for Superman to nyoink him outta the sky...
We shift scenes to Lucy Lane's apartment where the vampiric Baron Ruthven climbs into her window. He informs her that it is dark... and safe. She then leans her head back, allowing him to plunge his fangs into her throat.
We get a brief bit with Red (and) Robin, where they use a fancy modem to tap into Lucy's alarm system. They discover that somebody broke in just moments earlier, and realize it's time to make their move. Meanwhile, Superman arrives to the Lane apartment only to find it... empty. Well, not completely empty, there is a (very thick and viscous) puddle of blood.
So where's Lucy? Well, that's easy... She, Ruthven, and a group of other vamps have convened at... a graveyard. C'mon, Baron... what's with the cliches? Anyhoo, Jimmy and Robin come driving up the way. Robin asks Red if he's willing to make a pretty big sacrifice to improve their odds... and so, they put the pedal to the metal... and bail out just before Jimmy's ride goes careening into a tree by the clan o' vamps.
Baron Ruthven nabs the boys by their collars acting like he's an undead Mr. Belding, but as luck would have it... and according to plan, Superman was alerted by Jimmy's car going boom... and he's here to pull their fat out of the fire.
A battle rages... Superman is powerless against Ruthven's magic-based powers, Robin is jumping about while wielding an oaken stake and we even get a brief look at Jimmy Olsen "Man of Action" as he serves up some chin music for his undead girlfriend.
After the tussle, Ruthven holds down a struggling Superman and invites Lucy to come "take a bite". With her back turned, Robin pounces with designs on plunging that stake through her... man, Tim... you just really wanna stab a vampire, don'tcha? Anyhoo, Robin ain't all that successful, as Jimmy jumps him before he makes contact. Robin's all "good job, jackass... now we've got an undead Superman!"
Well, no... of course we don't. As soon as Lucy's fangs break Clark's skin, there is a burst of hell-fire light with the intensity of the Sun. I thought for a moment this was the whole "Superman is a solar battery" thing, but alas... it's all Satanus' doing.
All of the vamps in training are cured, and Baron Ruthven winds up impaling himself on a World War I statue's bayonet.
The issue wraps up with Sam Foswell returning home and running into Mr. Thornton from NewsTime who has a job offer for him. He takes this as a sign that his guardian angel is really looking out for him. The pair go for a stroll, and we see that one of Ruthven's vampire gals is watching in the distance.
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I don't think this is an unpopular opinion, but I always dig Superman and Robin team-ups. There's just such a different dynamic that that between Batman and Robin. You get the feeling that Superman is like the cool uncle, or older brother who went away to college while Robin was still quite young. Just a lot of fun seeing them interact.
Speaking of interacting... Jimmy and Robin... how many times was Tim gonna call poor Olsen "Red"... I lost count halfway through. Not too big a deal, just got a bit grating there. I mean, Jimmy's been through so much... undead girlfriend, broken arm... last thing he needs is a cute name from Tim.
Considering I wouldn't start following the Superman books until... oh, ya know... a few months after this, the Blaze/Satanus thing was a story I'd totally missed out on, so I'm not totally clear on what it's all about. From the bits included here, I think I probably ought to get around to reading it sometime soon... but I'm saying that a lot lately.
Overall, this was a fun issue. It's not often enough that Robin hangs out with Superman... and it was a blast seeing Jimmy in action as well.
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Monday, October 17, 2016
Superman: The Man of Steel #99 (2000)
Superman: The Man of Steel #99 (April, 2000)
"All that Dwell in Dark Waters"
"In the Belly of the Beast"
Writer - Mark Schultz
Pencillers - Pablo Raimondi & Doug Mahnke
Inker - Sean Parsons
Letterer - Ken Lopez
Colorist - Glenn Whitmore
Separations - Wildstorm FX
Associate Editor - Maureen McTigue
Editor - Eddie Berganza
Cover Price: $1.99
More spooky-Superman... well, not really.
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We open on the Kent farm. Ma, Pa, and Clark are sitting around the dinner table... and the folks are a bit curious as to why Clark flew solo for this visit. This is the time when Lois wasn't really Lois... but the Parasite... which may be the very definition of "strange bedfellows". Luckily (I guess), Clark uses his super-hearing to note that someone drove their car into nearby Drear Lake. Saved by the accident, Superman takes off while Ma and Pa hem and haw.
As he approaches Drear Lake, Superman mentions that all during his youth this lake was rumored to have been haunted. He plunges into the drink, and finds that the passenger of the runaway car is none other than Lana Lang... because, of course it is. After bringing her to safety, she tells him that her husband Pete Ross is still down there... back in the lake our man goes.
Underwater, Superman opens the car like a tin can and proceeds to pull Pete out. He is then confronted by perhaps the homeliest looking "Lady of the Lake" I've ever seen. I mean, she's got the male pattern baldness thing going, which makes her look not unlike Benjamin Franklin. She reveals herself to be Ukulele... er, Unketeli... and lispily informs Superman that she "claimsss thissss one", meaning Pete... because "he isss evil".
Superman's all "nuh-uh" and heat heat visions the water-witch... only after she gives him her secret origin. Sometime back she was drowned in this very lake by evil men. As he swims away with Pete, she warns him that Pete's evil will cause innocent people to suffer... a fate that is now completely on Superman's head.
On land, Superman hands Pete over to the paramedics. They express surprise that Superman was able to rescue both Ross' so quickly... which makes Clark wonder if he'd imagined the whole Unketeli encounter.
| That Paramedic is INTENSE! |
The next day we rejoin Clark as he stands before his old tree house. Lana walks up on him and informs him that Pete will be okay. She reveals that just prior to the accident the two had been fighting... something they've been doing quite often of late. Clark knows those feels, considering he's shacked up with the Parasite. Clark asks Lana if Pete mentioned anything weird happening while they were underwater... but no dice. Clark begins to reminisce about their childhood, and mentions how his old tree house was sort of his "Fortress of Solitude" when he was a lad. They do the whole "I'll always be there for you" thing, and part ways.
Now for something completely different, we join John Henry Irons... Steel, in New Metropolis as he watches a crew of black-clad weirdos deep inside Brainiac's new-fangled City of Tomorrow. He's wearing a new open-faced costume, which if I'm being honest doesn't look nearly as cool as his old one. Anyhoo, the weirdos are planting a bomb... but Steel is able to save the city by taking the brunt of the blast.
With his armor smoking, Superman flies up on him. They exchange pleasantries and conclude that the men in black are trying to figure out just how this B-13 virus ticks so that they can wrest away control from Lex Luthor. Superman then mentions that he has a favor to ask of Steel, however, before he can do so John Henry's niece Natasha sends out an S.O.S.
Apparently a side affect of Brainiac 13's gift was a sort of residue that John Henry collected and stored for future research. It is proving to be quite a bit less stable than he had hoped... and appears to be, in essence, a miniature Sun.
Superman and Steel return to Natasha in time to pull her out of harm's way. Superman questions if this is just a Brainiac booby trap as he leaps into it... to no avail. John Henry has the crazy idea to coat the flaming ball in 24 tons of molten iron... and wouldn'tcha know it, it works! Well, if changing a miniature Sun into a miniature Black Hole is what we wanted. As luck would have it, turns out that's exactly what we wanted at this juncture.
The mass goes from Sun to black hole to... nothing. John Henry reaches for where the mass once was, only to find that his hand and arm disappear. Turns out they done made a Tesseract... a pocket dimension. Superman and Steel pop in to see what's what, and Clark pops the question... will Steel help him rebuild his Fortress of Solitude?
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Well, I guess we really can't judge this book by its cover. Not a whole lot of "haunting" going on here. Sure, we get a "Lady of the Lake", but she's only there for a few pages. I would've figured this would be all about the "haunted" lake. The story's shift to the Steel/New-Metropolis stuff was a bit jarring... though, necessary to set up the reveal of the new Fortress of Solitude in Man of Steel #100.
I know it's kind of a contentious subject among Superman fans, but I really liked the "City of the Future" era. I've heard several criticisms, such as Superman not being the most fantastic thing in his own book... which I get, however, in looking at the whole package... I thought that the Man of Tomorrow in the City of Tomorrow gave the Superman titles a certain something which differentiated them from the rest of the DC line. I always knew when I was reading a Superman book, versus a Superman appearance in another book.
Back to the first story... we learn that Pete Ross is evil... I gotta plead ignorance/forgetfulness here... not sure where this is going. This is an early 2000 book, so it's before he becomes Vice President... can't for the life of me remember why the Lady of the Lake would say he's evil. If I'm ever struck by lightning, and bedridden for a number of months, I'll definitely read through this era.
Overall, I enjoyed this. I'll admit I liked the first half a whole lot more than the second... but, the whole package was good stuff that builds toward the milestone issue #100 that follows. Speaking of which, I remember feeling insanely old around this time. A few books I'd followed from issue #1 were hitting their centennial issues... X-Men (vol.2) and X-Force spring to mind immediately. I couldn't wrap my head around being part of something for a full hundred issues, and started feeling positively ancient... at the ripe old age of 20. Y'ever wanna go back in time and slap yourself upside the head? Anyhoo... this was a fun one, though probably more fun in the context of the triangle-numbering system.
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